03/06/14 | One of the linesmen puts on a cowboy hat after Seguin’s hat-trick (x)
It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.
You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.
And half the time you are probably drunk.
Muscles are so attractive to me for more than just the aesthetic appeal. You put in the time and work to grow those suckers on your body. Let me reward you by groping them.
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you